SUMMER may be coming to an end, but Ann Summers has just dropped its saucy Advent Calendar to cheer us up.
Packed with naughty treats that are WAY better than chocolate, the Ann Summers 12 Nights of Pleasure set is currently on sale for £385.
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While that might sound like a lot – it is a lot, after all – inside you’ll find a mix of high-end sex toys, intimate aids and kinky accessories to warm up the cold winter nights.
Unlike the beauty Advent calendars that have taken Christmas by storm over the past few years, you won’t save any money compared to buying the products separately.
However, this is a treasure trove containing everything you could ever need to spice things up in the bedroom – including products that aren’t available individually on the Ann Summers site.
Whether you’re flying solo or loved up, these saucy surprises will have you counting down to climax – I mean Christmas.
Read on for my verdict on Ann Summers’ newest kinky calendar…
Ann Summers Advent Calendar review: Quickfire Q&A
How much is it? It’s a whopping £385, meaning you don’t save any cash compared to buying the products individually. If that’s out of your budget, there’s also the 12 Nights of Naughtiness calendar, which comes in at a slightly more palatable £220.
Who’s it best for? While there’s more than enough here to achieve some solo pleasure, this is definitely tailored to couples.
What I loved: There’s a very exciting choice of sex toys, as well as some products that work as a great introduction to bondage.
What I didn’t: It’s tough to come to terms with the price tag, and some of the products are slightly samey – it’d be great to see some lingerie or a massage candle, for example.
Our rating: I was blown away by this calendar. It’s a 9/10.
How I tested the Ann Summers 12 Nights of Pleasure Advent Calendar
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12 Nights of Pleasure 13-Piece Couples Toy Set, £385 from Ann Summers
Every year, adult brands unleash their festive calendars, promising thrills behind every door. But which ones actually deliver?
That’s where I come in.
As The Sun’s resident Sexpert, I take my job very seriously: someone has to put the nation’s sauciest Christmas calendars to the test.
I may not be reporting from the front line, but I’m certainly covering all the action between the sheets.
I’ll be putting Ann Summers’ latest offering through its paces, testing the goodies both solo and with my little helper (my partner).
Consider it my toughest assignment of the year.
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First impressions
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The box looks seriously luxurious and festive, decked out in dark blue, purple and gold – and, as usual, Ann Summers has nailed the finish.
Behind the inviting purple-and-gold doors is a tempting selection of sex toys designed to keep you up all night.
For me, the stand-out pieces are the gold-and-black pleather cuffs and the black-and-gold paddle. They manage to look both kinky and classy – exactly how I like my bondage gear to look.
I’m also excited to try the green thrusting rabbit, which takes inspiration from Ann Summers’ iconic Rampant Rabbit.
It’s designed to deliver dual stimulation, targeting the clitoris while the rippled shaft and ‘life-like tip’ work to stimulate the G-spot.
It’s also my partner’s favourite, who’s very excited to use it on me to spice up foreplay.
The turquoise heart-shaped crystal butt plug is another standout.
Cute, discreet and far less intimidating than some of the more hardcore options, it could be a great starting point for anyone curious about exploring anal play, particularly with a new partner.
Overall, there’s an impressive mix of toys covering different types of stimulation, with plenty aimed at both the G-spot and clitoris.
Whether you’re looking for some solo fun or want to add a little extra spice to your sex life, this calendar certainly isn’t short on options.
The orgasm gel complements it beautifully, enhancing sensations and helping set the mood for an unforgettable experience.
Does it… deliver?
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12 Nights of Pleasure 13-Piece Couples Toy Set, £385 from Ann Summers
The Ann Summers Advent Calendar looks seriously sensual – but will it actually hit the spot?
At first glance, the products feel luxurious, and most of the toys are USB rechargeable – a much more convenient and eco-friendly option.
My only gripe? The sheer number of chargers.
I wish someone would invent one universal charger for every sex toy because having a drawer full of cables is getting ridiculous! I hate clutter, so I find all the leads quite overwhelming.
The calendar is heavily focused on toys and comes with orgasm gel and lube, although I was disappointed there’s no toy cleaner included.
I absolutely loved the saucy sex-tip cards and the couples’ egg, which can be controlled remotely – perfect for long-distance couples wanting to come together (ahem) from afar.
There’s also a cheeky bunny-eared cock ring and a couples’ toy (which looks a bit like frog legs!) designed to tease and tantalise your partner.
While a single person could have plenty of fun with this calendar, I think it really comes into its own as a couples’ treat.
What’s inside the Ann Summers 12 Nights of Pleasure Advent Calendar?
- Teal Thrusting Rabbit with three thrusting speeds, three speeds on ears and four vibration patterns (worth £70)
- 10-Function Bullet (worth £15)
- Navy Rechargeable Cock Ring with 10 functions, three speeds and seven vibration patterns (worth £45)
- Ultraviolet Wand with 10 functions, three speeds and seven vibration patterns (worth £40)
- Teal Couples Toy with 10 functions, three speeds and seven vibration patterns (worth £65 – exclusive to the calendar)
- Ultraviolet Dual Love Egg with 10 functions, three speeds and seven vibration patterns (worth £50)
- Navy Metal Jewelled Plug (worth £23)
- Black/Gold Paddle (worth £16)
- Black/Gold Cuffs (worth £16)
- Orgasm Gel (worth £15)
- Lube (worth £10)
- Tip Cards (worth £8)
We dimmed the lights, lit some candles, opened a bottle of wine, put some music on and settled in for a very different kind of date night.
The orgasm gel – one of the more humble products in the box – felt amazing and heightened the feel of his touch.
Combined with the thrusting bunny, it helped me climax in under a minute; it was so good, my boyfriend was actually worried about his new competition!
We also had plenty of fun working our way through the exploration cards.
Rather than just proposing new positions, the cards suggest new ways to try the toys and products in the calendar.
One of the cards told us to cuff our partner and tease them with a sexy dance, without letting them touch you. This drove my partner wild, and he nearly broke the cuffs trying to get to me.
Yes, the calendar is pricey, but think about what you might spend on dinner, drinks and a night out for two.
This is a far more playful date night at home – and the best part? There are no last orders.
Ann Summers 12 Days of Pleasure Advent Calendar review: The Verdict
I’m blown away by this year’s Ann Summers Advent calendar.
It’s made for a romantic night in and packed with enough fun to keep things interesting right through Christmas – and beyond.
There’s a mix that works for both singles and couples looking to spice things up. Whether you’re in a new relationship or have been together for years, there are plenty of toys designed to tease each other.
If you know me, you’ll know I’m a huge fan of a massage candle, so that’s one thing I would have loved to see in the box. I probably would have swapped out the bullet vibrator for one, as they’re already pretty common in most toy collections.
And with cuffs and a paddle included, I think a silky eye mask would have been another great addition. It would have taken the kinky play up a notch while still being fun, sexy and totally non-intimidating for beginners.
But those are minor niggles.
Overall, I think this is a really well-curated calendar, with the toys carefully chosen to make the collection feel complete. The cuffs, paddle and thrusting rabbit are the stand-out products for me.
It’s playful, sexy and packed with plenty to discover.
Now, where’s my boyfriend for round two?
- 12 Nights of Pleasure 13-Piece Couples Toy Set, £385 from Ann Summers – shop here

